time to slurp the dip
The blockchain is filled with opportunities to slurp dips and make massive gains to your portfolio, and this token takes that to the very next level!
Contract: 0x444F373b91E2672bC36c61BcDc12014b9f8Ff0BD
slurpanomics:
- 1 billion $SLURP
- 5/10 taxes to reward slurping!
technical contract explanation for you nerds out there:
every time you $SLURP after someone else has sold, you get extra tokens from the sell tax, and 0 buy tax for yourself!
if someone sells 1000 tokens, you can then $SLURP 1000 tokens and get rewarded the entire sell tax!
(literally me getting free tokens)
I'm gonna...
thanks for the free tokens!
Elon's Slurpingness
Shows the grand markedness of the word slurp so much that it is associated with the grampappy of crypto himself: Slurplon Musk
Feel the breeze: slurp the Musk!
Elon Musk gives slurp juice to the apes
a little something to do while you're slurpin
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We really look forward to talking to you about your slurps on our telegram and twitter!
You call that a slurp? Sluuurp!!!